BALL BUSTER JOKE #182

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed over. The other hunter takes out his cellphone and calls the emergency medical service.

He gasps: "My friend's had a heart attack or something, and I think he's dead! What should I do?"

The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First of all you have to make sure he's dead. What I need you to do is... Hello. Hello, are you there?" There's a few seconds of silence, then a gunshot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, I'm sure he's dead. Now what?"

SARCASTIC ONE LINERS

I'll bet you can't count your balls twice and get the same total both times.
It was a great day before you showed up.
I've always tried my best to make people like me, and then I met you.